guceubcuesu:

dangerhamster:

ramblingsofadesperatelunatic:

oh. my…

OH MY IMAGINE HOW CONFUSED THAT DEER (?) MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE “I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHY DID YOU BREAK IN HALF?”

the deer was so disappointed I actually got sad watching its reaction 

guceubcuesu:

dangerhamster:

ramblingsofadesperatelunatic:

oh. my…

OH MY IMAGINE HOW CONFUSED THAT DEER (?) MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE “I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHY DID YOU BREAK IN HALF?”

the deer was so disappointed I actually got sad watching its reaction 

So I found this article on "how to date in the city"

mcraiftys:

middy:

araramida:

cragen:

And I pretty much just died laughing from reading omg

read for yourself

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This is like reading an even more shitty version of cosmo

these are so bad 

the fucking pick up lines pic omg


THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

(Source: cineraria)